JOKES

Tell us a joke any joke

whether its a short or long one
e.g what do you call a french and a greek a freak
what do you call someone from iceland and someone from cuba, ice cubes

and try making some up (but make sure theyre funny)
e.g Arc (an rs player) and custard (another rs player)?
Arc casterd (arc caster)

uhhh i got one.......ur mom

fuck you bitch (d)

jkjkjk xD

now youve ruined this post like all the others

nope we can easily get back on topic like this....knock knock

Umm...who's there?

ummmm......idk i got nothin...

lol, nice

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No 'eye'dea

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no 'eye'dea

What do you call a deer with no eyes no legs and no body?

Dead

hmmm this isnt really a joke but it will trick you...theres a plane crash and every single person died except for 2 people...can you explain how? if not then stfu >_<

[FBI]TehArmyDude:D wrote:hmmm this isnt really a joke but it will trick you...theres a plane crash and every single person died except for 2 people...can you explain how? if not then stfu >_<

I have 2 guesses.

1. There was only two people on the plane.

2. They have super powers, lol jk, They parachuted out.

How about;

A man walks into a bar
He says owch

Two men walk into a bar
You would have thought one of them saw it

ok the answer is the survivors were a couple......2 people=couple and every SINGLE person died...so that means the people who werent married died xD

[FBI]TehArmyDude:D wrote:ok the answer is the survivors were a couple......2 people=couple and every SINGLE person died...so that means the people who werent married died xD

That's pretty cheesy. And I would know.

nice one cheese -.-